FILE № SEALED · EYES ONLY · NOT FOR THE SQUARES
The Heist.
You found this page. That already makes you an accomplice. Solve four small crimes below to crack the code, redeem the prize, and get added to the Hall of Accomplices. No two codes are the same. Don't rat.
▲ ACCOMPLICES ONLY ▲ NO RATS ▲ NO SPOILERS ▲ IF YOU CRACK IT, DON'T POST IT ▲ ACCOMPLICES ONLY ▲ NO RATS ▲ NO SPOILERS ▲ IF YOU CRACK IT, DON'T POST IT ▲
EVIDENCE · CASE OPEN
Four clues.
Four digits.
SOLVE EACH ONE TO FILL THE VAULT CODE BELOW.
EVIDENCE A · TEXT CIPHER
01 · The Safeword
Our tagline has five words. Type the fourth word of it into any page on this site — no spaces, no punctuation — and something happens. How many times does the letter I appear in that word?
EVIDENCE B · THE RECORD
02 · Lowest pH on File
The Rap Sheet lists every batch, pH-verified. The lowest pH in our log is 3.42. What's the last digit?
EVIDENCE C · THE ROSTER
03 · Known Offenders
How many regular offenders are in our line-up? (Seasonals don't count — they're guests.)
EVIDENCE D · THE SIGNAL
04 · Konami
Tap the famous cheat code on your keyboard: ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A. Count the arrow presses only. How many?
THE VAULT
Crack the code.
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4 CLUES REMAIN · ENTER THE CODE WHEN READY
VAULT CRACKED · YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW
ACCOMPLICE · CONFIRMED
You cracked it before launch. That moves you to the top of the crew list — first 24 jars of BC-001, no questions asked. Drop your email below and we'll mark the file.
DOTHECRIME · PRIORITY 001 SECTION VI · HOUSE RULES
If you're in,
you're in.
- One code per accomplice. Use it once. Pass it on when you're done.
- No posting the answers on social. We'll send you a jar if you're discreet. We'll send nothing if you're not.
- The heist resets every season. New clues. New prize. Same discount logic.
- If you find a bug, not a clue, that's a different kind of crime. Tell us and we'll cut you in anyway.
- Be nice to the cheese counter at Stall 15. They don't get it but they tried.